So WWE and Take Two Interactive have released the first official trailer for WWE 2K20 on the official WWE YouTube channel. It is a 51-second commercial with 11 seconds of gameplay.
What are those other 40 seconds used for? Well, a very boring "cocktail party" live action that Becky Lynch crashes by literally crashing the glass ceiling. Lynch then grabs a cookie, bites it and drops it into Hulk Hogan's glass. She follows this with a brief glance at Roman Reigns before he hands her a glass of champagne and they rattle glasses. Thank goodness it was only 40 seconds because I was 5 seconds away from falling asleep.
The 11 second playing time was even worse.
The trailer showed PS3-level images that are scheduled in the comments section. In addition, many responses wonder why Becky Lynch is on the cover of the game.
I'm sure the responses will be turned off soon. After all, WWE is all about that "Ladies' Revolution," I hear.
If they don't turn off the responses, the WWE will certainly send in the shills to try to push Becky Lynch as "The Man", even though she has fewer butts on seats than Kevin Nash.
Granted, I haven't struggled for years. I typed out after CM Punk dropped the "pipe bomb" that only a brand believed was real.
Watching the trailer for this game confirms that I have made the right choice. I mean, let's be honest. No matter how good a female wrestler is, they will never have the same appeal as a colossal man. Nobody wants to see two 120 pound girls beat each other when they can see two cheering guys tearing apart holy hell.
This game will be released on October 22, but I doubt if anyone other than the brain-dead WWE fans will pick it up.